Q. Are the fees you quote in US (or Euro, HK or New Zealand) dollars?

A. I live and work in Australia, so normally accept Australian dollars. However, to make it easy for people, my main page, shows my fees in Australian dollars, U.S. dollars and Euros. I know sometimes clients don't have the time to convert their money into Australian dollars, so I do give you a little more flexibility. Please advise me beforehand if you intend to use another currency.

Q. I would like to start our meeting with a dinner or lunch date for perhaps a couple of hours and then move on to a more intimate encounter in my hotel room. Do you only charge for the time in the hotel room?

A. In my introductory page I say that the "time charge" or the "the clock starts ticking" only when money has changed hands. If the first part of the meeting is planned to be a lengthy social one, that is beyond the first 5 or 10 minutes where we introduce ourselves, say the hellos and be sure that we will be comfortable with each other to proceed further, what would happen in this case is that instead of venturing to the room, which is where money is normally exchanged, I would ask you to provide the fee after the first 10 minutes or so, discreetly in an envelope. It is at that point that the time starts.

I must charge for the "social part" of a meeting as would normally be the case for any private or agency escort. So if our arrangement is for one hour's dinner or drinks and two hours in the hotel room for more intimate play then the full fee would be per my escort services page

I can say that I particularly enjoy a meeting where I have time to get to know my client in a more social setting over good wine and/or food... a little more like a "real date". The social part is always fun and I know how to tantalise and "play" so that you won't be able to wait till the more intimate time starts. My escort service is as much about friendly and wonderful human interaction as it is sexual encounters be they wild and passionate or slow and romantic. However, whatever you choose to do to the pass the time with me there is a fee associated with that time.

A word of warning: experience shows that a heavy meal by client, e.g. thick steak, cream sauce, dessert plus wine etc can be detrimental to the erectile function in a male. It may just be the immediate after-effects of a nice long meal is the need to have a little "rest", or as one person suggested to me, the need for blood circulation for digestion (which competes with blood circulation for other things). So, I always recommend that we share only a very light meal, perhaps just fish, and only a small amount of alcohol. In any case, this leaves us more time for intimate play.

Q. Can I have an appointment tonight?

A. With the exception of my regular clients who are in town at short notice I prefer to have some amount of email correspondence before a meeting. I find being able to communicate in words our likes and dislikes, what you would like to happen in a meeting, your special needs and so on makes the chances of your having a very satisfying and memorable time much greater. Given this I prefer not to schedule a meeting on the night of the first email contact, but perhaps the following night if I am available.

I am aware that many gentlemen like fulfillment at "a moment's notice" but unfortunately, that doesn't work for me.

I almost feel the need to seduced for a meeting to occur, and there is nothing quite like "seduction by email". When this is a high degree of Anticipation by both of us before we meet, it can really make for a hot date.

Please note that I limit the number of appointments in any week to no more than three and never more than one in any day. I feel that this gives me the opportunity to be both as fresh as possible and totally engaged in our encounter.

Q. How much advance notice do you need to make a booking?

A. Per previous question, prior email communication is important to me. Sometimes I only need a few days notice, but sometimes, I may not be available for 1 or 2 weeks, so making an advance booking is important, particularly if you are travelling from overseas with a tight schedule. I try my best to accommodate every enquirer but of course this is not always possible as this is very much a part time activity for me. I am happy to "pencil in" one or two tentative dates for you. If you are travelling in a months time or even six months, dont hesitate to contact me.

Q. How late at night can we meet?

A. It depends on the situation. I have no set time for a meeting, though experience has shown that a very successful meeting after 10pm more likely if the gentleman has not had a very stressful and long working day, or worse, when this is combined with interstate travel that required an early start that morning (or after 10 or more hours of international travel). Lack of sleep can significantly affect the sexual energy of people so whilst I may be at my best, if you are not, it may only lead to disappointment.

Of course, sometimes a business person will have a dinner engagement for that evening and can only meet afterwards. Again, this may reduce your ability to be at your best, especially if you have had a heavy meal and/or consumed alcohol.

So, I am careful about agreeing to a late night meeting only because I am interested in you having one of the "best times of your life". Let me know your situation and we can work something out.

Q. What happens if I am running late?

A. For business commitment or travel delay reasons, sometimes my clients will be running late. I try to remain as flexible as possible but generally speaking unless I am notified in time, or you are happy for me to end our meeting at the same time as originally planned and for the same fee, then more often than not, this will signify a cancellation. It happens rarely but if it should happen, don't feel too bad. I must say, too, that I cannot hang around in hotel lobbies for the time I am waiting, and will arrive at the hotel at some agreed time. Also, for a meeting that is planned relatively late (e.g. 9pm or later), I have less flexibility than if the meeting was initially set for earlier in the evening.

Q. Are you only available in the evening?

A. Nothing like a "bit of lurve in the afternoon" I say. Meetings can be either in the afternoon or evening, whichever suits, any day of the week, depending on my availability. But I must say I am NOT a morning person, so appointments before around 1.30pm are generally not possible.

I must be honest and admit that negotiating fees and hours and exchanging monies at "the vinegar stroke" can be a little less than comfortable, and its better to advise me you wish to extend at least 30 minutes before the end of our originally planned meeting time.

Overnight visits can be prearranged, but reserved for regulars, and only when I agree to it.

In my experience as an escort, generally there are few problems when it comes to hotels chosen. But occasionally I am (somewhat embarrassingly) asked to meet people at a cheap suburban motel-type accommodation or a slightly dodgy CBD hotel. Whilst I am more interested in meeting with you, not the hotel, I hope that you understand that for my comfort and security, I prefer to meet in a reputable hotel, preferably in the CBD (Central Business District) or similar. So, any reputable hotel in George Street, Darling Harbour, Pitt Street, Elizabeth Street and surrounding streets is ideal. When I have to drive to out-of-the way suburban hotels, which I have done in the past, I usually feel more uncomfortable so I have decided not to agree to meet at such hotels in the future. Moreover, a nice, spacious hotel room is more conducive to an intimate and sexy encounter than a small room designed just to be slept in by a backpacker or young traveler. So please let me know which hotel you have in mind before making a booking....

Q. Should I have any refreshments available for us to share in the hotel room?

A. At the bare minimum, a bottle of cold water would be nice. (sexual athletics can be dehydrating!). But seriously, whatever you feel necessary for a nice friendly time together. Sometimes a nice fruit platter (i love strawberries) or maybe, macadamia nuts (my favourite nut) is a nice touch. If we aren't meeting for a light meal beforehand, it really is nice to offer something to me at the beginning, middle and end of our meeting, just as you would any visitor to your hotel room.

Q. Are you prepared to travel to another city/country?

A. Frankly I would need to know the client well for this to happen. My fee would have to take into account the air fare, travel time and be for a minimum of an "overnight" meeting.

There is also the issue of the legality of the transaction in the place where I am being asked to travel to be considered. In enlightened New South Wales it is legal for an adult to work as an escort and to provide sexual services for money. Even within Australia the law varies from tacit toleration through to licensing of providers and premises by the state. In other countries the authorities (and the Australian consular service) are very unsympathetic towards travelers who deliberately break their laws and social mores.

Q. I have made a confirmed booking in advance. What now?

A. Thankfully, many people book 2 weeks or more, in advance, to ensure they are not disappointed. Even if I have made an absolute confirmation with you, I still need you to email me within 24 to 48 hours of your date with me (or if you cannot be online, let me know beforehand and we can make an alternative arrangement). The reason for this is that in the past, people's business plans may vary at a moment's notice and I like to be fairly sure, just like any social date, what I am doing in the next few days. I have a strict policy of not 'chasing' clients, including initiating emails asking for confirmation of bookings.An email from you one or two days before, gives me confidence that you are indeed anticipating of our meeting....there's nothing like strong anticipation to wet the sexual appetite! If you think about what happens in the normal dating game, people usually contact each other to confirm things before the actual date.

In summary, the last thing I would want is for you to assume things are going as planned, and you wait in the hotel room for my call or knock. So please correspond with me at least a day or two before our meeting to avoid any disappointments unless otherwise arranged.

Q. I have emailed you to make an initial contact. When can I expect a reply?

A. A good question. The speed of reply depends on a lot of things. I try to reply within a 24 or 48 hour period but this is not always possible and sometimes I can't get to email people for up to a week, particularly if my schedule is very busy or I am away for an extended period. I do try to reply to everyone but sometimes if an email doesn't seem to be a serious one, it is easier for me to ignore the email. Of course, if you don't get a reply, don't hesitate to email me again as there is that extraordinary phenomenon of emails getting lost in cyberspace at times. Use my alternate address, alfy3000@yahoo.com if you are not getting a reply from the main address.

Q. Can I have your phone number?

A. I leave my contact phone switched off most of the time. Mine is a relatively unique service. I do not sit by the phone waiting for clients to ring as I have to concentrate on my "day" business. I may also not be in a situation to take a phone call. However, where it is appropriate I will give the number to a client who has made a firm booking and has a specific need for it. I prefer to make all initial introductory communication with you by email.

Q. Can you call me at this number...?

A. Generally, my preferred method of communication is email. I sometimes am asked to call a private number, a hotel or mobile in the first email. Unless there is a good reason not to use email, I often can't meet your request to call. In summary, I usually will only make calls after preliminary email communication and a positive desire by both of us to organise a meeting.

Where I have agreed to call I do my best to make phone calls to prospective clients if it is requested (nothing like hearing the "sexy" voice behind the words of an email or website), but I have found it difficult to call at certain times of the day. If I fail to call you at some agreed, it is no reflection of any lack of desire in making contact with you but the nature of my busy world.

Q. Can I chat with you online, or even on the phone?

A. I do not use any instant messaging systems like Messenger or ICQ for chatting, I am sorry. Phone calls are limited to calls related to a specific appointment and are usually kept brief. My time is limited and the time that I devote to fairly extended email exchange prior to a meeting is the most I can offer outside of our appointment time.

Q. You have confirmed by email that we can meet...is this an absolute guarantee that the meeting will take place (will you turn up?)

A. I never like to disappoint a client. But...life is very difficult and challenging sometimes! The best laid plans can be broken... it may be ill health, a serious business commitment or that I just feel unable to experience an intimate and sexy encounter with you that night. There could be thousands of reasons and should I ever need to cancel our meeting, I may not be able to give you the exact reason (nor should I be obliged to.) Rest assured, I have a strict policy of not canceling a meeting in order to meet another client. So my intention is always to be there as planned and on time, but should this be not possible, please accept my apologies. If I have to cancel, I try to give as much notice as possible.

Q. I have been really looking forward to our meeting but today I really am not up to it. Should I be polite and continue with the meeting?

A. Bitter experience has prompted this question to be published. It may be your very heavy work schedule the days prior to our meeting. It may be a personal crisis you are having. It may just be a sudden loss of desire for intimacy. I don't mind what the reason is, and I never really need to know so please cancel or postpone if you feel it is best. I honestly feel it is better that we reschedule a meeting if possible to a date that suits you more. If there is no alternate date, then I will never feel bitter about you having to cancel. I have a saying.. "it doesn't happen till it actually happens".

I want you to remember our meeting as one of the best encounters you have had. I feel that you are being more polite to be honest with yourself and send me a note as soon as you can (even a few hours before) if that is what you have to do.

Q.And now onto sexual matters... can I climax more than once during our meeting or will you cut the meeting short?

A. Silly question you may think, but honestly, I have been in situations where it was obvious to me that the client was "holding back", thinking perhaps, that I may flee after the first orgasm. You are booking my time, not an accomplished result or two, or three or more!. Perhaps other less ethical ladies may have a policy of leaving, once the client appears sexually satiated. Unless this is specifically requested by the client or I have a good reason, I have no intention of ever leaving earlier than our planned time together. I honestly want you to have maximum pleasure, though that need not be measured in terms of number or intensity of the big O as many things make up a pleasant and enjoyable time together. I often say to clients, I try to make you average one per hour of companionship, but there is no limit...really.

Q. You have confirmed by email that we can meet...is this an absolute guarantee that the meeting will take place (will you turn up?)

A. I never like to disappoint a client. But...life is very difficult and challenging sometimes! The best laid plans can be broken... it may be ill health, a serious business commitment or that I just feel unable to experience an intimate and sexy encounter with you that night. There could be thousands of reasons and should I ever need to cancel our meeting, I may not be able to give you the exact reason (nor should I be obliged to.) Rest assured, I have a strict policy of not canceling a meeting in order to meet another client. So my intention is always to be there as planned and on time, but should this be not possible, please accept my apologies. If I have to cancel, I try to give as much notice as possible.

I want you to remember our meeting as one of the best encounters you have had. I feel that you are being more polite to be honest with yourself and send me a note as soon as you can (even a few hours before) if that is what you have to do.

Q. Do you have any restrictions regarding sexual activity during our meeting.

A. As stated in my main page, all activities must be mutually consensual. I am not interested in being involved in the following activities: bondage (even light), discipline, golden showers/pissing, scat/shitting, dressing up in private or public. I will not allow photography (either still or video) of myself. There may be other activities which I have not mentioned but which you would like to try - please discuss them with me by email or when I phone you.

Q. We have met and enjoyed a brilliant and memorable time together... should I expect further contact from you?

A. Even if I have had an equally mind blowing time with you, I have a strict policy of never initiating emails. For your own privacy, I can never be certain of your circumstances... maybe you desire no form of continued acquaintance or other people now have access to your emails. Often I want to thank people from the bottom of my heart for the extraordinary moments I have shared, but I know I cannot, unless in direct response to your emails.

Q. We met, we clicked, we enjoyed ourselves in an extra special way. Please can I see you as again a "friend"?

A. Ahhhh this is the question that hits me many times so I have decided to included it in my faq page even though, in all honesty it should never be a question I am asked. It's not personal but the answer, in a word ,is no.

The answer in my usual extended rave mode: Well, firstly I am flattered and thank you. But think of our great encounter for what it is - an escort date, nothing more, nothing less, whether it be 2, 3,4,5 hours or maybe longer. "Punter/Client" etiquette basically says (and its everywhere on the net) that a client should look for no more than a very good time during a meeting. Sure it happens with other ladies and no doubt as one reads that a mutually satisfying friendship can result, but it is of no concern to me what other ladies may do in their own personal world. I have made a very very strict, never to be broken personal rule that I will only meet a client on the basis outlined in this site and with the usual fees attached. A meeting with me or any escort is never a "trial" to see what we might be like and therefore contemplate the possibility of successive meetings on a no fee basis. The moment I decide to do this the moment, the whole ballgame changes and I am not prepared to this this under any circumstances even if you are the most wonderful, sweetest gentleman I can ever imagine meeting (and believe me I have met a few like that). So sorry, but I have to be cruel to be kind to myself, and probably you as well. Life's just too complicated otherwise.

I welcome, usually the opportunity of meeting with someone again and it can indeed be a wonderful thing as we already have an understanding of each other's sexual needs. However, the usual fees apply should I agree to meet with you on a second, third or subsequent adventure.

PLEASE NOTE: As I have done, should you come across a website with approximately the same style and words as what i have here, even my FAQs, answers to these and my spelling errors, and wondering who copied who, well I am happy to say that I am the original. Macadamias and strawberries are MY personal favourites.(read on) Well you know what they say is the best form of flattery.

If you are a budding escort or an escort's webmaster reading this (from any Country), I dont mind you being inspired if you need to be, but my personal comments are genuinely MINE and I would be saddened to see these words (or graphic style) elsewhere on the net, even in a paraphrased form. Thank you in advance for respecting my thoughts.

Please advise me if you find a site that like this one.

Brittany (2005)